popularboyfriend:

guy:

guy:

how do u transform regular water into holy water

u boil the HELL out of it

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Okay, lemme tell you a thing…

A couple days ago, my 12 year old sister texted me “Ashton, how do you make holy water?”

Being the religiophile I am, I immediately sent her a three page text detailing the materials needed, the bible verses she’d have to look up, and the process of actually sanctifying the water…

She texted me back a few minutes later, “No, Ashton, it was a joke. You boil the hell out of it. Why are you so weird?”

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Tumblr I want to tell you a story

fishingboatproceeds:

One time I got reblogged by Lorde.

THE END.

I love that John Green still geeks out about things.

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

This is quite fantastic!

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starprojectors:

The crimes I would commit…

Fuck the police…
Hard…

starprojectors:

The crimes I would commit…

Fuck the police…

Hard…

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whitachi:

chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com

truckstop hooker though…

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chadleymacguff:

glittergaysandgore:

WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!

BURN THE WITCH!

Are you kidding? He’s fucking sexy. Don’t burn him, fuck him…

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  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

gamoradorable:

Types of Love [x]
      ↪Marvel

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