caduceos:

Ever been so frustrated you just start finger fucking your arse until you cum hands free and then you start crying

Actually, yes.

pizzaotter:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

Did he even drink it?

No, he couldn’t even…

pizzaotter:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

Did he even drink it?

No, he couldn’t even…

(Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com)

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

(via coryguinn)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via pizzaotter)

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

(Source: howlolcanyougo, via justlearningasigo)

everyday-disney-inspiration:

broadwaydreamer13:

sopranomonroe:

leavethewoods:

that-curlykid:

oh God! what have i done?! 

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER



ALWAYS REBLOG

i’m offically done

everyday-disney-inspiration:

broadwaydreamer13:

sopranomonroe:

leavethewoods:

that-curlykid:

oh God! what have i done?! 

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

ALWAYS REBLOG

i’m offically done

(Source: thatcurlykidd, via ray-winters-sings)

askdevsider:

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

Second, if I was alive, I’d be in pain.

askdevsider:

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

Second, if I was alive, I’d be in pain.

(via ray-winters-sings)

camsfarts:

the-average-gatsby:

I’m Such A Nerd (with Katrina Bowden)

ITS CERIE!

Hold up. I liked Spirited Away…

romy7:

Sons of the Beach

Dat Ariel though…

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me:

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You:

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Oh, come on now… I liked FFXII… Turned my sexy bunny thing into a black magic/ninja sword murder machine!