Conference Weekend

A convention of old, white, well-off men telling you how to live your life…

Pass…

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

True or not ^^^ this is the single greatest Disney story I’ve EVER heard…

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

True or not ^^^ this is the single greatest Disney story I’ve EVER heard…

(Source: d-sneyprincess, via cancergaymer)

This just happened on facebook today. I’m so happy.

This just happened on facebook today. I’m so happy.

ratkingofthehill:

IS THIS FOR REAL

(Source: veryspecialpictures, via j-zeuss)

filthyassvideo:

Check the mirror at about 0:11, to see how much pain he’s really in.
—— filthyassvideo.tumblr

I know I promised to never reblog porn… but this is fucking hilarious. On multiple occasions, you can see that top is not actually inside this guy. What good actors…

(Source: vidsnguys)

pleasantnightmare007 asked: 1, 7, 18 and 24 :D

1. What are your top three favorite Disney movies? Frozen, Beauty and the Beast, and Princess and the Frog. (I wanted to put Haunted Mansion here… But couldn’t. The movie had almost everything there, but something was just off. I think Eddie Murphey’s goofiness threw it…)

7. What would be your idea for the next Disney movie? Two warring kingdoms, two princes fleeing their respective palaces (if only temporarily) to escape the impending duties thrust upon them. They meet, fall in love, find out who the other really is, and their love ends the war. Yes, a gay prince movie that would NEVER fly with Disney… But a boy can dream…

18. Which princess has the best outfit? Belle’s golden gown, Tiana’s “leaf” dress, and Elsa’s ice dress… wait… are my favorites based on their outfits… I just learned something about myself.

24. Which Disney character would you like to have as a best friend? Elsa. The poor dear needs an outlet who isn’t going to stress her out. Also, having a bad bitch with ice powers as a best friend would be kinda cool…

 

mylifeinslut:

So, essentially, as much as I’d like more followers (that actually interact with me…) I think I could be happy with the number I have now…

I gained a follower and lost a follower. I don’t know if I should be really happy about this or not… I’m choosing to continue to giggle at 69.

mylifeinslut:

So, essentially, as much as I’d like more followers (that actually interact with me…) I think I could be happy with the number I have now…

I gained a follower and lost a follower. I don’t know if I should be really happy about this or not… I’m choosing to continue to giggle at 69.

mylifeinslut asked: Disney! 6, 13, 22, 31, 32. Also, you're gorgeous. Thought I'd throw that out there.

pleasantnightmare007:

Thank you for the gorgeous comment, you handsome devil :)
6- hug, marry, banish from the kingdom?
Hug Flynn Ryder, Marry Kristoph (duhhhh) and banish Hans (although I do like a bad boy ;) haha).
13- which Disney character do you look the most like? I would love to say Hans but alas I’m not that gorgeous.
22- someone says “Disney sucks” quick, how do you respond? By tying them to a chair and hitting them with a frying pan the inconsiderate childhood ruining bastards!
31- which Disney movie makes you cry the most? Definitely UP!
32- which makes you laugh the most? Frozen! Olaf alone makes that movie hilarious :’).

Disney (Put a number in my ask and I'll answer the question!)

  • 1. What are your top three favorite Disney movies?
  • 2. If you could date any Disney character who would it be?
  • 3. Which Disney character do you relate with most?
  • 4. Do you remember the first Disney movie you ever saw?
  • 5. If you had to choose one Disney soundtrack to listen to for hours on loop, which one would you pick?
  • 6. Hug, Marry, Banish from the kingdom - (Insert three names)
  • 7. What would be your idea for the next Disney movie?
  • 8. Do you have a least favorite Disney movie? Which one?
  • 9. Favorite Disney Channel Original Movie.
  • 10. Best Disney kiss.
  • 11. Do you have a Disney OTP?
  • 12. Have you ever been to Disneyland or Disney World?
  • 13. Which Disney character do you look the most like?
  • 14. disney.wikia.com/wiki/Special: Random <--- Go to this page. What are your thoughts on whatever it is?
  • 15. Do you own any Disney merchandise?
  • 16. Is there any Disney plot that you would like to change/tweak?
  • 17. This or That - (Give me two Disney characters/movies/songs/etc.)
  • 18. Which princess has the best outfit?
  • 19. Who’s the best sidekick?
  • 20. If you could have any Disney animal as a pet, which would you have?
  • 21. How many Disney movies do you own?
  • 22. Someone says “Disney sucks!” QUICK, HOW DO YOU RESPOND?
  • 23. What’s the last Disney movie you watched? How long ago?
  • 24. Which Disney character would you like to have as a best friend?
  • 25. Which Disney character would you like to have as a parent?
  • 26. Which Disney character would you like to have as your child?
  • 27. Cutest Disney baby?
  • 28. Which Disney songs could you sing by heart?
  • 29. Is there a Disney movie that has an especially important meaning or place in your life?
  • 30. Which Disney kingdom/land would you want to live in?
  • 31. Which Disney movie makes you cry the most?
  • 32. Which one makes you laugh the most?
  • 33. Do you have a favorite Disney villain? Which one and why?
  • 34. If you could put any Disney character into a different Disney movie, which one would you switch and to which movie?
  • 35. Have you ever dressed up like a Disney character?